Pure Fiction And The Pastrami Sandwich

I was in the Newsagent getting my morning paper. All of a sudden the headlines hit me!

‘”EBOOK “WEB OF GUILT, A CHICAGO STORY” SELLS A MILLION!”

The story was in every paper. I bought them all.

The newsagent smiled and said, “I downloaded your book and I will start reading it tonight.”

“Thank you very much. I hope you enjoy it.”

I walked out into the sunshine in a daze. It seemed everyone I passed was smiling at me.

 

The next thing I knew, I was on a huge stage with the TV cameras trained on me!

A beautiful lady in a long red evening dress was handing me a gold statue. Etched on the base was, “Popular Book Of The Year Award”.

A microphone was put before me and I started  talking:

“Thank you very much for this award. I want to thank everyone who supported my writing. I want to thank my mother and father, my wife, and my Long Lost Cousin, who is my muse.

The auditorium exploded with thunderous applause!

THUD! I opened my eyes and I was lying on the floor by my bed. I must have rolled off in the excitement of my dream!

That pastrami sandwich I had last night must have had a funny effect on me!

 

 

NOTE TO MY READERS: “Web of Guilt, A Chicago Story”, is available on Amazon Kindle. DOWNLOAD IT NOW, LETS MAKE THE DREAM A REALITY!

4 thoughts on “Pure Fiction And The Pastrami Sandwich

  1. I read your book and it was very good. I’d like to make your dream come true so I’m telling all my fellow inmate’s here at the state prison to download it, read it and rate it.
    Good luck and I hope your dream come true. You know writers always become famous after they pass on, I hope you don’t have to wait that long!
    your L.L.C. Jim

  2. DREAMS ARE VERY FUNNY THINGS. SOME SAY THEY ARE “A WISH THAT YOUR HEART MAKES” (DISNEY).
    I SAY “STOP EATING PASTRAMI BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP”.

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